If my pet were a person, She would pick all of the toppings off her pizza, If my pet were a person, She would hide from scary monsters in the dark, If my pet were a person, She would throw a tantrum to get what she wants, If my pet were a person, She would crawl under a table in a storm, If my pet were a person, she would skip around in the woods despite the bugs, If my pet were a person, she would beg for a bedtime story, But my pet is cat, And I'm grateful for that,