If my pet were a person

If  my pet were a person,

She would pick all of the toppings off her pizza,

If  my pet were a person,

She would hide from scary monsters in the dark,

If  my pet were a person,

She would throw a tantrum to get what she wants,

If  my pet were a person,

She would crawl under a table in a storm,

If  my pet were a person,

she would skip around in the woods despite the bugs,

If  my pet were a person,

she would beg for a bedtime story,

But my pet is cat,

And I'm grateful for that,